Creepozoids (1987)

If you like a classic exploitative '80s horror movie with a sprinkling of hot dudity, then the 1987 romp Creepozoids is for you! This movie comes from the mastermind of David DeCoteau, who is famous for bringing salacious and extra gory zany ideas to the big screen. Or at least to VHS. Creepozoids took 1987 audience to the year 1998 - to a time when the world had just suffered a catastrophic nuclear war leading to vast areas of inhospitable land. We meet a group of studly and sexy military deserters who find refuge in a seemingly abandoned laboratory outside of Los Angeles. Just as the gang is settling in for the long haul (the outside world has been reduced to rubble and anyone who braves stepping outside might just be subjected to acid rain) they discover that the laboratory isn't as abandoned as they might have hoped. There's actually a disgusting and blood-thirsty creature on the loose, and they might fight it off if they want to survive. We're not only surviving - we're thriving! - after seeing the amazing '80s ass on Ken Abraham! The hot nerd shows off his rippling muscles while taking a soapy shower with a woman. Thanks to the camera angle we can even see his manly pubes covered in soap as he bumps and grinds like there's no tomorrow. From the soapy-covered ass cheeks to the arms to the thighs to the stomach to the plot, wow, is this a movie you don't want to miss! Wait, what's it about again?