They say most people spend their whole lives trying to please their own fathers, while we say we’d spend our whole lives trying to please these fathers – by any means necessary! There’s nothing quite like a hot DILF (Dad I’d Like to F*ck), and it turns out some of the sexiest dads in Hollywood have put their father figures to work on the big and small screens. Let’s take a look at the hottest family jewels in the biz on this Delicious DILF's Playlist!
First up, catch some full frontal Javier Bardem as he emerges from the ocean with dangling knob and nuts! Tom Hardy can be our preacher teacher any day, especially when he goes balls out in Sergeant Slaughter, My Big Brother. Sex Marks the spot with Mark Ruffalo when he cozies up to Meg Ryan in the buff. Mr. Man fav Antonio Banderas shows off his long schlong and perfect balls before going to town with an older woman. We don’t know if we could fit those family jewels in our safe! Next up, the gorgeous Colin Farrell is gay for spray as he cozies up to a fellow hottie with ass and peen out and proud. Well, hello daddy! Famous celeb father Brad Pitt shows his delish peach before forking a chick. Metroland is the only place you can catch Christian Bale’s boys, but thankfully the bad boy makes it worth our while. Next up, the DILF-tastic Orlando Bloom shows off his bloomin’ onions. Before Ryan Reynolds made a baby with Blake Lively he was crashing into Sandra Bullock in the buff. Finally, you’ll want Matthew McConaughey to do some disciplining when you see his sexy bod in Magic Mike!