Dirty Grandpa (2016)

In the era of the little blue pill, even the oldest geezer can still try to please her. Such is the case with the ultra-horny widow Dick Kelly (Robert De Niro) in Dirty Grandpa (2016). In the comedy from longtime Sacha Baron Cohen collaborator Dan Mazer, Zac Efron plays a career-driven lawyer named Jason Kelly who is all set to marry his boss’s bitch of a daughter, Meredith (Julianne Hough). The move would cement his opportunity for advancement at a prestigious law firm, despite his college dreams about becoming a photographer. Before the wedding, however, his future father-in-law (Robert De Niro) tricks Jason into going on a wild booze-fueled road trip. The pair were supposed to drive down to an old person's village in Florida, but after bumping into Jason's old college friend Shadia (Zoey Deutch) and her aggressively sexual best friend Lenore (Aubrey Plaza), Dick decides they need to follow those girls to Daytona Beach so Dick can make Lenore his final score. Of course, there are all sorts of hijinks as Jason falls in love with Shadia and Dick does everything, he can to show Lenore that he's still got it so she'll want to get it. It's hard to out-ab Zac Efron, but Jake Picking just might have managed to do just that! He's looking so sexy in a pair of sunglasses and a sun kissed chest complete with absurdly defined abdominals that Mr. Man was left picking his jaw off the floor. Michael Hudson tries to keep up while standing next to him, but he's got a bit more fluffin for the stuffin! Still, he's a stud muffin! You have to give De Niro credit. Even if he's not in Raging Bull (1980) shape, he still gave Mr. Man a raging hard on when we watched him shirtlessly jerking it on the couch, and when his prop penis got put right in Zac's face as the pair were sleeping. And even if Zac's full-frontal stuff was CGI, fans got an eyefull of his ass and abs when Zac is drunk at a party wearing nothing but a cock covering teddy bear. Age is just a number, but we'd do a number of dirty things with any of the men in Dirty Grandpa!