Netflix's Elite and HBO's Euphoria are the two hottest teen shows on television, and they're probably two of the hottest teen shows ever produced. Or at least the most explicit. Euphoria took things to a level audiences didn't know existed when it premiered in 2019. The closest comparison is probably Skins, but even that series didn't deliver this amount of cock, this amount of drug use, this amount of teen sex, this amount of cock. Wait, did we already say that?

Euphoria's resident bad boy (very bad boy) Jacob Elordi does not show his cock, but he did flaunt his huge muscular jock ass cheeks. The jock cock didn't come until play until season two, when Henry Eikenberry flaunted his hairy teen cock in front of his friend/gay lover in the locker room. Plus he goes frontal during a carefree skinny dipping scene. Plus in the season two premiere Ansel Wolf Pierce exposed his uncut penis while plopping down onto the throne. Euphoria: We have the meats.

While Euphoria is a series that is definitively queer, it shies away from depicting pornographically hot gay sex. This is where Elite comes in. Elite is missing one very important thing - cock. None of these beautiful Spanish boys go frontal (but Jorge López does come very close when he bushes out in a cock sock). However, Elite outdoes Euphoria in the gay department. Boyfriends Omar Ayuso and Arón Piper can't keep their hands off of each other, and when they invited a third (the achingly gorgeous Manu Ríos) into their relationship in the most recent season, all bets and pants were off.

So basically, do you prioritize a series for the male nudity, or for the gay sex? Euphoria = cock. Elite = gay sex. It's a tough choice, but we never said male celebrity nudity was going to be easy! Hit the gallery for highlights from Elite and Euphoria and decide for yourself which salacious teens-gone-wild series is hotter!