Buff beefcake Garth Collins is the kind of man who looks like he could sweep in and save us from any danger. Oh the things we'd do at night with this knight in shining armor! We love this South African's brawny build and broad shoulders, which first hit the screen when he competed as the character "Granite" on the South African version of American Gladiators called MTN Gladiators, back in the late 90's. Never skipping a day at the gym, Garth turned to acting with a role as an oil rig worker in the 2003 TV movie about a killer bull shark, Red Water, before Garth found himself in the Steven Seagal flick that follows the obese aikido master's time honored three word title rule, Mercenary of Justice (2006). Garth first hit the South African small screen in the sci-fi show Kruispad, then landed a recurring role in the South African spinoff of Footballers' Wives, Getroud met rugby. But with all due respect to the rugby show, Garth's career really got going when he played the pirate turned lumberjack Albinus on Starz's pirate show Black Sails. But if you want to know what really got us h-arrrrr-d, it was when he looked like a straight up sex machine in the biblical drama Of Kings And Prophets (2016). Garth is Goliath, the famous giant who ends up on the wrong side of a slingshot. We had a giant boner when Garth went shirtless and was wearing some rather tight pants. After sacking some villages, we'd love to have this gorgeous Goliath in the sack any day of the week! Most recently Garth played a 300 pound thug in the graphic novel adaptation The Last Days of American Crime (2020). It's a South African crime we haven't gotten any real nudity from Garth Collins!
