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Dylan Minnette is an enigmatic twenty-five-year-old actor slash singer who is so damn cute, yet has remained so damn clothed. His alt rock band Wallows is elevated above similar celeb-driven musical groups, and is even set to perform at Coachella 2022. How do you like them apples Ross Lynch! And more importantly, he stars in the very buzzy upcoming Scream reboot!
Minnette is most famous for his role on the hit Netflix teens gone wild series 13 Reasons Why. But unlike the many many sexy boys who star in teen shows like 13 Reasons Why (Miles Heizer), Riverdale (K.J. Apa), Euphoria (Jacob Elordi), and so many more, Minnette just plain doesn't have tons of sexy content out there - whether it be on his Instagram or in his TV and movie appearances. Major boo!
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However. There is a silver lining. You can see his tight little bod and untrimmed body hair in a handful of shirtless scenes on 13 Reasons Why. Hey, it's something. A girl takes his measurements while he's shirtless (we'd say he's about 6.5" inches if we had to guess), he pulls down his jeans in bed to cum inside a chick as she rides him, and ::drum roll please:: he cries in the shower. But it's like a sexy cry! These are the little crumbs that Dylan has left the world, and it's up to us to smush the crumbs together into a yummy cake. Who knows, maybe Scream will be Dylan's nude debut? Crazier things have happened.
