He's Just Like Us (!): Chris Pratt Loves Flexing His Perfect Butt Cheeks in the Mirror

Mon, Apr 3, 2017 at 2:00pm by Annie Position

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Behold, a recent Instagram from Chris Pratt himself. It's actually a video - one in which he shows us his snack of choice, as is Chris Pratt tradition, and discusses how eating nothing but protein and vegetables is somewhat soul-sucking.

It's OK, though, he says, because doing so gives him a most beautiful butt. I mean, obviously.

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In case you can't read the tiny text in the Instagram post above, here it is: 

#WHATSMYSNACK today I got cucumber and egg wrap. It's basically exactly like a sandwich but instead of bread you use thinly sliced cucumbers and instead of meat you use sprouts and chopped up eggs and instead of flavor you get nutrition. Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is. Cause no dimples. No rolls. Just cut ass butt cheeks. LIVE WITH IT!!! #jurassicworld2

I guess that's great #fitspiration for the rest of us, too.