Did you know there’s a candy bar called Heath? And a famous guy in entertainment named Heath Cullens? Both are equally delicious. For the first yummy, head to your local 7-11. For the equally delectable man, please be guided to his furry bare torso as he plays Pete in the short film with the long and enticing title of The Guy Who’s Fucking Your Girlfriend (2013). There’s a hint of muscle in there, too, underneath the swarthy surface. While he’s been in a few other small projects as an actor, as well as the random movie here and there, you’re more likely to find Heath the human behind the camera, guiding the action as a director. He’s done a dozen-plus episodes of Great Minds With Dan Harmon, a few of You’re The Worst, ten of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and four of Return of the Mac, Joey McIntyre’s parody (NKOTB! You can admit you’ve watched it. Mr. Man doesn’t judge.) He’s also helmed A.P. Bio, Mythic Quest, Idiotsitter, Deadbeat, and Black Jesus. As a producer (yup, he’s one of those, too; a true triple-threat), he worked on the film Armed Response(2013) with Ethan Embry, Cary Elwes, and Clea DuVall. He also appeared in the flick in a bit part as the character Foster. His personal Instagram page promises “semi-dope dance moves and dog pics” and does not disappoint. He also has pictures of food (as one does on the Insta), but nothing Heath-bar related. Wonder if he knows what he’s missing. That chocolate and toffee combo is positively enchanting.
