Have you heard the word that Monkey Movies are IN? It's true. They are coming out in a big way this spring. The monkey movies that we have to look forward to are actor and director Dev Patel's Monkey Man,Godzilla X Kong, and Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. That brings us THREE monkey movies in one calendar year. That's a lot! We went from having almost no monkey movies to having three. What's going on?
It is impossible to say, but we can take a moment to celebrate some human nudity in previous monkey movies. Sometimes there is just something in the air that inspires so many people to make stories about the same thing. Was there a big monkey story? I don't remember there being one, but monkeys have always held humanity's attention - and nudity holds our attention!
Here are some hot human nude scenes in monkey movies:
Monkey Shines
Jason Beghe stretched in the buff in this 1988 film from George A. Romero. The film features a little killer monkey who looks super cute but acts super deadly, but Monkey Shines also has one killer nude scene that lets its hot star shine. We were begging Jason Beghe to show that cock, but we will settle for those muscular thighs. Glutes and boots make me go ape!
Monkeybone
This 2001 film followed Brendan Fraser as a cartoonist in a coma who had to fight in his head against one of his own popular cartoons, a monkey named Monkeybone. You'll get a monkeyboner when you see the hilarious and hot Dave Foley streaking in the middle of a dinner party. I'll have what he's having! We don't see his banana, but I will settle for his ass.
Planet of the Apes
Now this is the original film that set us off on the Planet of the Apes saga that has now lasted for decades. We are now fully in a Planet of the Apes universe with a brand new film coming out soon. While we await that new film, let's take a look at the nudity in the original film from 1968.
Charlton Heston starred and went beautifully nude in this movie. He stood before a monkey tribunal and he showed the camera his ass. He also cupped his cock, so we could not see his big banana. It must be really big because his balls were peaking out on the side!
He goes nude again when skinny-dips. Jeff Burton and the boys can be seen swimming nude in the distance. Robert Gunner is one of those boys and his buns are thick. Is there anything more human than hanging out with your nude dudes and swimming around naked?
You can see some cocks in this scene, but they are at a far distance. I swear I even see a taint in this two-minute scene! I taint lying about that and you can see for yourself here:
