The self-proclaimed “King of All Media” Howard Stern has been making us laugh until it hurts for over three decades. Many of his overly enthusiastic and adoring fans have spewed cereal, spit coffee or gagged on a breakfast sandwich while listening to the shock jock share his highly entertaining brand of low-brow humor during the morning commute. We’re not sure if this is what Nikola Tesla imagined would happen when he invented radio, but we’re sure that he would be just as enthralled and obsessed as we are with Howard. The tall, lanky and uniquely handsome personality became a best-selling author and a thorn in the side of stuffy librarians when he released his 1993 autobiography “Private Parts”, quickly followed up by his 1995 book “Miss America”. Thankfully for us, Howard took time to adapt his amazing book into an equally amazing film. And it was in the movie Private Parts (1997) where we got to see Howard’s ass on display as he unleashed his cheeks as “Fartman” on the MTV Music Video Awards. Later in the film, we also got to see a Howard shirtless, clad only in a pair of wet and not-so-tighty-whities as he embarrassingly emerges from an awkward bathtub threesome. Sexy! Now since Howard has become America’s judge on the talent show America’s Got Talent, it’s obvious that the entertaining juggernaut is earning a whole new generation and subsection of fans. Mr. Man is just hoping that Howard will give us another look at his slimmed down ass in the near future. Maybe he’ll bust out that “Fartman” costume when Mr. Man holds his first Anatomy Awards. Hey, a boy can dream!
