Jeremy Gardner Nude

“Jeremy Gardner, how does your garden grow? With cockleshells on the silver screen? And pretty revealing roles? This is the way we plant our seeds, plant our seeds, plant our seeds. This is the way we plant our seeds, early in the morning.” Okay, so Mr. Man paraphrased this old nursery rhyme to explain why we spill seed while watching Mr. Gardner’s budding career. The bearded charmer is quite the talent since he wrote and starred in the horror flick The Bags (2000). In fact, you could say the chiller diller scared our pants off — if they weren’t already down! Actually, this is totally true when it comes to Jeremy’s nude debut in The Battery (2012). What the low-budget zombie film lacks in funds, it makes up for in flesh! Yes, the skintastic stud bares his pasty yet tasty back and bum while showering under a waterfall. If that’s not arousing enough, the nude dude also flashes his PB & J — pecs, balls and Johnson! Needless to say, there’s nothing scary about that. Even though this is a hard act to follow, the burly babe made audience members hard again when he showed off his sense of humor (among other things) in the horror holiday comedy The Leech (2022). The indie film features Graham Skipper, Taylor Zaudtke, and Jeremy’s big booty! The bottomless guy dons a winter coat and nothing else while jerking off. In other words, this skinematic spookfest isn’t so much bone tingling as it is boner teasing!