Just Married (2003)

In Just Married, Sexy stud Ashton Kutcher plays your typical beer guzzling, sports watching dude with a meager income as a radio traffic reporter, while his lady Sarah (Brittany Murphy) is a writer who comes from privilege and wealth. Despite having nothing in common, the two get hitched and take a honeymoon to Italy, where post marital jitters, bad luck and some meddling from Sarah’s former beau, Peter (Christian Kane) threatens to ruin the not-so-happy couple’s trip. Although these lovebirds may not make it home in one piece, surely Mr. Kutcher’s beautiful buns are worth all the trouble. Because really, who wouldn’t want to be hitched to Ashton’s asston?