The pleasantly plump, beautifully bald, goatee-sporting comedian/actor/musician Kyle Gass also goes by the names KG or Kage, and he’s usually bookended by the equally-as-pleasantly plump Jack Black. Together, Gass and Black form the hard-rocking, dirty-mouthed duo known as Tenacious D. Wish they'd get salacious and show us their big D's! While he likes to joke that he went to Juilliard, Kyle got his start when he went to UCLA and started hanging out with his classmate Tim Robbins. He kicked off his acting career with a bit role in the low-budget sci-fi film Brain Dead (1990), then joined Robbins in Jacob's Ladder (1990). Kyle met Jack Black while acting in Tim Robbins' theater company, and eventually the two started writing music together in the mid-90's. Known as Tenacious D, that band would blow up in the LA music scene, and go on to appear in Biodome (1996). For both Jack and Kyle, from there it was all gas no brakes, as Gass went on to appear in an episode of Seinfeld before, in 1997, Tenacious D got their own show on HBO. That show which ran until 2000, and gave the band a dedicated cult following. Kyle brought his hotness and funniness to the hit comedies Idle Hands (1999), Saving Silverman (2001), Shallow Hal (2001), and Elf (2003). But after a recurring role as Mr. Seissner on the short lived Jason Bateman NBC sitcom The Jake Effect, Gass finally flashed ass in Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny (2006). With all due respect to his bandmate JB, if given the choice, we'd pick Kyle as our bang mate after seeing Jack pull his pants down to reveal a "Tenac" birth mark, only for Kyle to unveil his bubble butt has a mark reading "ious D." Kyle moved on to play a eunuch in Year One (2009), Willoughby Flagler on an episode of Femme Fatales, money launderer Dario Moretti on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Carl on Speechless and Axel on Hacks. Plus, he's still performing with Tenacious D, who won a "Best Metal Performance" Grammy in 2009. We wish this funny fella would do some full frontal so we could see how big a D Kyle Gass is packin. Don't make us, woooonder boy!
