Life of Brian (1979)

There’s nothing sacrilegious about Life of Brian (1979), a comedy classic from Monty Python’s Flying Circus. This tale of a mistaken martyr is mainly a political parody of the bumbling bureaucrats who ultimately got Christ crucified. In any event, you don’t even have to bother renting the film. The world seems to be full of people anxious to prove that they can recite the entire damn movie. Yes, four years after questing for the grail the Python lads wrote all about Brian Cohen (Graham Chapman), an incredibly average dude who just so happened to be born right next to Jesus (Kenneth Colley). Brian hates the Romans, loves a babe named Judith Iscariot (Sue Jones-Davies), and after a run-in with aliens has a bunch of people thinking he's the Messiah. Brian's not that, so after unsuccessfully trying to convince them otherwise he ends up on the cross. From Pontius Pilate (Michael Palin) having a terrible lisp everyone makes fun of, to the poor people stuck in the back having no clue what Jesus is saying during "The Sermon on the Mount," anyone who went to Sunday school will recognize the moments this British hit was skewering. But even if you've heard all the best lines like "Blessed are the cheesemakers!" and can't get "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' out of your head, you’ll need to watch this epic to appreciate Graham Chapman’s glorious ass and genitals as he stands nude in the window during a hilariously sexy scene. Great cock, Chap! Worthy of a good fap! And while he doesn't go full Monty and let us see his skin python, Terry Jones adds his butt and a bit of balls as he jumps out of a hole in the ground. Life of Brian? More like life with Graham and Terry! Now that would be perfect!