Whenever he's on screen Mark Strano clears our pipes like Drano, if you catch our drift. With his salt and pepper beard, beautiful smile, carefully coifed hair, quirky taste in fashion, and simmering charm, Mark was sure to make a name for himself in the business. But things didn't come easy for him. Mark's ascent to stardom was a slow one, that involved taking all sorts of roles in the film industry and making his own movies when he couldn't land roles in other peoples'. He did the music for the gay journalism drama Fixing Frank (2002), years before he made his acting debut in the sex comedy Come Together (2008). With that wide variety of experience, Mark's been DIYing it in Hollywood since then, having both starred in and written the short films Paparazzi (2009) and House Guests (2011). While we liked his work in the sci-fi thriller Lizard Boy (2011), boy did our lizard really enjoy his work in Housebroken (2013) and Tiger Orange (2014). Housebroken is a relationship comedy where we see Mark's ass after he's woken up, and gets out of bed without clothes on. We could find a home for that booty if he wants to be our roomie! As for Tiger Orange, that's another one Mark wrote, produced and starred in, that revolves around two gay brothers reconnecting after their dad dies. At one point, we see Mark making out with, and getting blown by a biker dude in a scene that will be sure to get your motor running. Most recently we saw Mark in an episode of dumped+ghosted, and in the TV movie F*ck You Lady (2019). We'd definitely f*ck you, Mark Strano!
