One thing's for certain, Man Central can't help but The Belgium-born actor Matteo Simoni is sweeter than all the chocolate in Belgium. The Flemish hunk kicked off his career by earning guest roles on boob tube shows like 16+, Sara, Spoed and Happy Singles. We were happy when Matteo earned a recurring role on the insanely popular sitcoms LouisLouise, Rang 1, Safety First and Amateurs. There’s no such thing as too much Matteo! Our dreams of seeing Matteo in the buff were soon fulfilled when he shucked his clothes and went fully nude while getting sexy with his gall pal on top of a train in the bio-pic Marina. Mr. Man would love to spend some time in Matteo’s caboose! With any luck, Man Central will happen across a treasure trove of masturbation fuel from the likes of Matteo in the very near future. Until that day, you can see him in several boob tube and big screen roles, including Sum of Histories (2015), Ay Ramon! (2015), Safety First: The Movie (2015), Gangsta (2018), ZOOks (2018), Trio (2019), The Racer (2020), Rookie (2021), Zillion (2022), and Faithfully Yours (2022). TV series with Matteo will include What If?, Callboys, Thieves of the Wood, Cold Courage, and Atlanta. Man Central will continue to look for more masturbation fuel from Matteo for years to come. With any luck, Mr. Simoni will get in touch with his naughty side and show off his seat meat, balls, and dong. Simoni makes us all want to shoot that semen!
