Me You Madness (2021)

Did you ever wonder what American Psycho would have been like if the main character were—and stick with us here—a woman? Me You Madness (2021) is the debut film from Scottish actress-turned-writer/director Louise Linton and it basically imagines what that film would've been like if the wealthy murderous psychopath were a woman. Linton—wife of former Treasury Secretary and absolute snack Steve Mnuchin—plays Catherine Black, a hedge fund manager who spends her days exercising, having sex, doing cocaine, and murdering people. Secluded from the world in her Malibu mansion, Catherine takes refuge in knowing that she's got enough money, power, and influence to basically murder people with total impunity. All of that changes, however, when a man named Tyler (Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick) shows up at her house. A seasoned thief and burglar, he has been casing her house for a while and has plans to make her his latest victim. Little does Tyler realize that Catherine is thinking the exact same thing about him, inviting him in and beginning a torrid affair with the low-life criminal whom she thinks can be easily manipulated. Of course, their ulterior motives won't stay hidden for long and it will be a race against time to see who can successfully pull one over on the other first! Believe it or not, a solid decade after first stealing our hearts as Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick finally makes his nude debut in this flick, showing off his succulent seat meat in the shower! Don't be surprised if this scene leaves you in need of a shower yourself!