We think Michael Meyers is dead sexy! You mean the white masked killer from Halloween (1978) and its sequels? No, that's Michael Myers - just one 'e', we're talking about Michael Meyers. Oh, you mean the former SNL comedian that went on to write and star in Wayne's World (1992), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997), and their respective sequels? No, that's Mike Myers, again just one 'e'. Then who? Michael Meyers! The man who played Ron Patimkin in Goodbye, Columbus (1969), and... well, actually he didn't do much else. But he looked drop dead sexy in that one! Walking down a hallway in nothing but a pair of white boxers, he puts a hand on the shoulder of Richard Benjamin, but we'd rather he put his hands on us. We'd imagine that just like his brother Oscar, Michael Meyers must have a juicy all-beef weinie. He also made an appearance in Masseuse 3 (1998), only his third film overall since his 1969 debut. While he doesn't have the jokes, or the knife, this Michael Meyers has still got it going on.
