Take a dick picture, it'll last longer! Ever since the first successful photograph was taken in 1829, the medium has been heading in one glorious direction: The dick pic. And thanks to the celebrities who have shared their penises on camera in movie and television dick pic scenes, the art of photography has never looked so good. So girthy. So veiny. I digress.
For this blog post we're rounding up the best representations of dick pics in movies and television. Sadly the art of the celebrity dick pic has not infiltrated Hollywood as much as we would like. We don't have a limitless number of dick pics to choose from (in fact, not enough to turn this post into a proper Top Ten) and some of the ones that we do have enlist prosthetics and body doubles. But no matter. I was always taught to never look a gift dick pic in the mouth, so without further ado, let's get to the best (AKA only, NGL) dick pics in movies and television.
Adam DeVine's dick pic in Jexi
We know from Game Over, Man! that Adam DeVine loves to expose his penis and balls (and everything in between) on screen. And why wouldn't he? Adam has a gorgeous cock, and is one of the few celebrities to actually lend it to his on-screen role.
Lucas Drummond's dick pic in Todxs Nós
Lucas is a super hottie, and while we suspect a body double is used for this dick pic, we love picturing that this is actually Lucas' rock hard penis and manly au naturel bush.
Justice Smith's dick pic in Genera+ion
Justice just made his nude debut by revealing his large penis and hot ass in Genera+tion. But we're lusting this totally yummy body double dick pic! Justice is swerved. Here's Justice's nude debut...
And here's his dick pic...
Terrence Terrell's dick pic in Bigger
We're simply filing this under "Too good to be true."
Nick Sandow's dick pic in Orange Is the New Black
If you enjoy receiving dick pics, then you know the feeling of seeing for the first time that your man is packing. Just imagining getting Nick Sandow's (body double's) penis on your phone. U up?
Xavi Sáez's dick pic in The Innocent
As with Adam DeVine, Xavi is one of the rare brave souls to bare his actual cock in a television or movie dick pic. We salute you Xavi.
Connor Chavez's dick pic in Genera+ion
Justice Smith isn't the only Genera+ion star to have a dick pick moment. One of our favorite dick pics in movies and television belongs to Connor Chavez's hung body double. In the words of Sex and the City's one and only Samantha: "He's got the most perfect dick I've ever seen. Long, pink, amazing. It's dickalicious!"
