Starring Amy Schumer and Bill Hader, Trainwreck follows a magazine writer who is skeptical about monogamy and marriage, to put it lightly. Her unattached, uninhibited life seems incredibly fulfilling until she meetsgasp!a pretty good guy. In our opinion, she doesn't seem to have it too rough either way. Some of her on-screen man candy is truly jaw-dropping, which leaves us with one question: If this is a rut, we're screwed.

1.Josh SegarraJosh Segarra's butt in "Sirens."

Josh Segarra became a household name at Mr. Man after stripping down in USA Network'sSirens,and we hear we're going to see this tush again in Trainwreck. High five, Amy.

2.John Cena

Next is professional wrestler and rapper (yep, that's right) John Cena, who is no stranger to shirtless shots. We see an, eh hem, new side of Cena when he gives us aglimpse at hisBARE BUTTnot to mention a shot of him with nothing but a towel draped over his cock. *Drool.*

3. Bill Hader
Bill Hader in bed with Amy Schumer in Trainwreck.

As for Bill, don't be surprised ifhe give us a good look at his shirtless bod. Don't leave us hangin', Mr. Haderwe've been waiting. ;)