Joe Jonas' birthday was on August 15th, and his wife Sophie Turner (of Game of Thrones fame) celebrated the day by posting a strategically nude pic of Joe to her Instagram story! It's not the nude picture we would like, as it doesn't expose Joe's huge and hairy Red Bull can cock, but it's the one we got. And frankly, it's enough for me. All things equal, I'll take a pic of Joe's suggestive side pelvic area versus no pic at all any day of the week.
Joe Jonas' Sorta Nude Picture
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In the pic, Sophie takes a casual break from applying makeup from her Grinch palette to snap a pic of Joe standing behind her. Joe is fully naked IRL, and Sophie can't resist sharing what she gets to see with the world. Brag much? What she sees in this pic is her husband standing fully naked (with his chiseled, rippling muscles on full display). His cute wet black locks are draped over his forehead, implying that he just got out of the shower. Steamy!
NEW Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas via Joe's instagram pic.twitter.com/G6Or8sx5mP
— best of sophie turner (@badpost_sophiet) August 17, 2021
Like the wifey, Joe is going about his beauty routine as well, and is actually in the middle of brushing his teeth. Hey, I didn't say every detail was going to be fascinating! Just spitting facts here. Joe is also delivering subtle chest hair (sadly he seems to be in the habit of shaving his chest) and ample pit hair action for you pit peeps.
Joe Jonas' Bulge (To Fill In The Mental Gaps!)
For those of you who need to fill in the rest of this picture with your imagination, we've got you covered. In 2017 a leaner and less buff Joe Jonas stripped down for an iconic Guess Underwear ad campaign. Our bronzed and glistening pop star fills the heck out of some sexy boxer briefs.
Joe Jonas - GUESS Underwear 2017 ! pic.twitter.com/tcVlVK2Wze
— Angel G. #FreeBritney (@AngelGrrllX) January 11, 2017
Plus, you probably know by know that Joe bulged out in a major way in his music video for the Jonas Brothers song What A Man Gotta Do. He stands pantsless in just his tighty-whities, and we can clearly see his big visible penis line. Joe Jonas... we love you!
