The cute and curly-headed Oscar Pearce made his feature film debut playing a fairy in A Midsummer Night's Dream (1996), and he's been the subject of many a late night dream ever since. If our fairy godmother had granted us one wish it would be to spend a midsummer's night with Pearce. No grouch, Oscar went on to appear in Resident Evil (2001) turning fans into zombies that were in search of, not brains, but buns. But fans really wanting to see Oscar uncovered would have to wait for an appearance in the BBC mini-series War and Peace. In the fifth episode, Oscar's Oscar Meyer Weiner is on full display as he walks out of a lake completely naked. His delightful dong is seen flopping back and forth, bouncing against his thighs. After this seen you'll feel like you've been watching a tennis match all day. Dozens of nude men are skinny dipping in the background, but the camera's focus stays on Oscar and his monster. He's dripping wet, and though the day is overcast with gray skies, the sexy sight of Pearce brings the sunshine anywhere he goes. We'd love to get pierced by Pearce.
