Our Flag Means Death (2022-2023)

Our Flag Means Death is a hilarious comedy series from HBO that riffs on the many pirate period dramas produced in recent years! It is loosely based on the life of a real 18th-century aristocrate named Stede Bonnet. He gave up his posh life to chase after his pirating fantasy. On Our Flag Means Death he assembles a dimwitted crew and together they narrowly avoid the treacheries of the ocean. Critics are falling hard for this ragtag group of adventurers, with many praising the show's surprisingly insightful character studies. That's all well and good, but we can't have a pirate series without some booty! While Our Flag Means Death is no Black Sails, it does deliver quite the bounty. Ewen Bremner plays a crewmember named Buttons who serves as the hapless captain's right-hand man. He strips down in not one but three nude scenes! He boldly stands at the edge of the ship with his arms spread eagle and his ass cheeks flapping in the wind. I'm flying! Plus we can see his jiggly cheeks as he makes his way across the ship in the buff in broad daylight. Damn do we love an ass with some jiggle in its wiggle or what! If the name Ewen Bremner sounds familiar, that's because he went full frontal in Trainspotting all the way back in 1996, and trust us, he's got a nice dick. Our Flag Means Death is equal parts wholesome comedy and ass out smoke show. We approve! These sailors are naughty-cal!   

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