Postal (2007)

Starting in 2003, German director Uwe Boll made a movie based on a video game every single year—and sometimes multiple films in one year—until 2013! One of his most controversial films during that decade-long run was Postal (2007), starring Zack Ward, best known as yellow-eyed bully Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story (1983)! The film opens with a joke about the 9/11 hijackers and the bad taste only gets worse from there as Ward's character "The Postal Dude" declares all out war on humanity, killing everyone and everything in his path. Kids in the Hall legend Dave Foley drops by to show off his dick for no apparent reason, along with a "hilarious" scene where Daniel Boileau sports an enormous erection in his underwear!