For this new column I want to cut to the chace and highlight Mr. Man clips that are SEMENal works of art for anyone interested in naked men. These are the kinds of clips that you must see if you want to call yourself a connoisseur of cock... a maverick of man candy... a believer of butt... a professor of poon... a... you get the picture. These are the can't-miss clips that you will be glad I queer pressured you into seeing!

Today we have the unbelievably sexy sword fighting in the 2011 short film Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual. Most of you have probably already checked out the ample footage of super hung Tor Erik Bøe going cock-to-cock with Sjur Nyvold in this artfully homoerotic rumination on male bodies and sexuality. But if you haven't, um, watch it. Now.