When you're starting out in the entertainment industry, you could do a whole lot worse than becoming the star of a franchise creating horror movie, which was the path to stardom that California dreamboat Robert Brian Wilson took. A beautiful blonde who was discovered during spring break, at just 22 Wilson landed his first role as the main character, Billy Chapman, in the Christmas themed slasher flick Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984). In fact, our introduction to him is a shot of his cock bulge beneath some super tight mid-80s dungarees! Camel toe is cool, but we prefer seeing the missile-toe that is that flesh rocket barely being held back by a dash of denim. Robert also makes his nude debut later in the film, baring his ass during a fantasy sex scene! What a shame Santa comes along and stabs Robert, which ruins the fantasy. What a cockblocker! It must be a fake. The real St. Nick would never keep a ho ho ho from getting good dick! Sadly, Robert's career never really took off, though he did continue to work steadily into the 90s on shows like Dynasty, Perfect Strangers, and Knots Landing. The closest to post-Santa slasher fame Robert ever got was via the soap opera world, when he played Brad Russell on Generations and Channing Capwell Jr. on Santa Barbara. Due in large part to having young children and needing a more reliable income source, Jake retired from acting in 1992, trading a career in show business for one in the trade show business. But just when all hope was lost, Robert came back 24 years later to appear in both The Wrong Roommate (2016) and A Husband For Christmas (2016). Robert Brian Wilson started in an Xmas flick and finished in an Xmas flick. Hope he doesn't call it a wrap on his movie career without presenting us with a full frontal scene.
