Channing Tatum lookin' hot.

Lesigh.WeshouldhaveknownthatGhostbustersrebootwithChrisPrattandChanning Tatumwasn't going to happen, but we clung to the rumor like the Muscled Life Boat that it was. Alas, it's 100 percent not happening.

Christ Pratt shirtless

Sure, Ghostbusters might not exactly be Magic Mike, but stillthese two men together in one movie means that there would be ample six package at the very least. Maybe even some of this:

Channing Tatum's ass

The Russo bros confirmed the worst inan interview with Forbes:

There is no status with that for us. There was a period there when Paul Feig was engaging Sony in talks aboutGhostbustersand we were also engaging them. He was further along with his process than we were and he closed his deal so thats the onlyGhostbustersworld thats being explored right now over at Sony.

Boooo. And boooooo again. Thank god these men are still producing movies and that I work here, where I'm paid to look at pictures like this:

Chris Pratt's ass!

Don't be jealous.