As cliché as it might sound, Samuel Miró is proof that bald is beautiful. Heaven knows it’s difficult to pull off the baldilocks looks, but Samuel wears it well. Speaking of wearing it well, in the Spanish comedy Unresolved Sexual Tension (2010), Samuel sported the skimpiest, most jaw-dropping wrestling singlet one could wear. What makes the scene that much more sexy is that the attractive actor wrestles with an equally hot dude, which soon leads to a butt drilling hookup. Thanks to Samuel, our sexual tension has been resolved again and again! You got to love this movie! Besides appearing as himself in the documentary Mom I’m a Zombie (2011), Samuel’s acting career has gone cold, which seems odd since he’s left us hot and bothered! If you simply can't get enough of seeing this hottie onscreen, even if it's completely clothed, you can watch movies such as Muertos de amor (2013), Bombai: Superheroes (2018), The Footballest (2018), The Crack: Inception (2019), and Las Tr3s Partes del Espejo (2022). TV series with Samuel include Ciega a citas, Rabia, Juria Nick, Centro medico, and many more to come! Speaking of coming, flesh fiends of the world will likely be cleaning up their messes for days in the event that Sam decides to shed those threads. Until that blessed moment materializes out of our collective fantasies into real life, Man Central will continue looking for more bate bait from Mr. Miro. When and if Mr. Man finds it, it'll be put directly into the ol' spank bank!
