Satya Bhabha is the filling in a hot-guy sandwich, and yes, Mr. Man is getting right to the good stuff. In a season two episode of Eastsiders, Satya lays (Lies? Lay? Lie?) is situated between two guys in bed, all looking hot and panting after a vigorous sex romp. You can also see all three in tight undies and deliciously bare-chested. Born in the UK, he grew up and lived in the US with his parents, who were noted Harvard scholars. Satya himself continued to prune the ivy, graduating from Yale University as the winner of the Louis Sudler Prize for Excellence in the Arts (sounded impressive to Mr. Man, so he included it). His true on-screen acting career began by playing a B.U. student in the movie Fair Game (2010) with Sean Penn, then gained popularity as Matthew Patel in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) with Michael Cera. He popped up on The Good Wife and NCIS before winning the recurring role of Shivrang on New Girl in 2013. You can see him as the adult Saleem in Salman Rushdie’s Midnight’s Children (2012), and as Sanjyy in Miss India America (2015) with his New Girlco-star Hannah Simone. His Eastsiders gig started in 2015 and lasted through 2019, with Satya playing the British Jared, while he simultaneously played Habib in Sense8 from 2017-2018, and John Smee in The New Adventures of Peter and Wendy from 2015-2017. You can also find Satya playing Marheem Bemesdorfer in the movie The F**k-It List (2020). And Mr. Man is not going to touch the word “fuck” here.
