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Scream Queens

Scream Queens (2015-2016)

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Review

If you are a woman, a gay man, or just anyone with a pulse, you know that Ryan Murphy has a knack for putting some of the meatiest morsels of men on the small screen. He has a sixth sense for predicting what your genitals want before they do, and through Nip/Tuck and American Horror Story has introduced our nether regions to some truly glorious dudes. Evan Peters, Zachary Quinton, and Dylan Walsh are just a few of the panty creamers Ryan Murphy brought into our living rooms, and then our bathrooms when our roommates were away.

This spookily uncanny ability of Ryan’s lends itself perfectly to his newest venture, VH1’s Scream Queens. The show follows the girls of Kappa House sorority as mysterious murders begin to take place on their campus. As the title of the show suggests, Scream Queens is an ode to the classic slasher flick, with a tongue in cheek self-awareness.

“But what about the men?” – you right now. “Everywhere!” – us. In a minute-long scene destined to become a classic, Nick Jonas (yes, that Nick Jonas), works out shirtless, showing off his ripped, hairy body and even smelling his armpits. We also see a shirtless Diego Boneta fill out a pair of jeans like only a real man can do, and we witness the gorgeous Glen Powell as he plows Emma Roberts. Plus the new season brought us a shirtless look at TV legend John Stamos Scream Queens? More like cream kings!