Joe Jonas Body Moves

Look, I may give Joe Jonas a lot of shit, but I'll be real with you guys: The man is undeniably hot. And delightedly - if not just a smidge egotistically - he loves to talk about sex. Hey! So do I!

The 27-year-old singer and DNCE frontman has changed significantly (or, in the words of Trump, bigly) since his Joe Bros. days and does what all other songwriters (and, er, regular writers) do: He sources his material from his real life.

So it comes as just a bit of a surprise that he wrote a song called Be Mean for DNCE about playing around with SM. Don't get me wrong - I'm just as into a little power play as the next person - it's just not what you typically see an ex-Disney starlet putting out in the mainstream media. I'm all about it!

In an interview with PrideSource, Joe said, Its definitely fun when you bring some whips and leather and whatever you may be into - a little bit of SM - into the bedroom. I wrote it about me and someone I was getting wild with, and maybe [we] busted some outfits out. Ooooh, baby. The interview comes on the tail of the super sexy Body Movesmusic video, which is equally sexually expressive in its own right and I'm not gonna lie, I watch it all the time.

I would love for [listeners] to learn that its good to try new things, Joe said to PrideSource. Ill do a handbook.

A handbook? Is he making a funny? Is he being serious? Because, you know, there are a lot of those out there written by SM professionals. I digress, though - if Joe wants to introduce reluctantcivilians to play that's a little kinkier, I support it. I just hope he uses some of those aforementioned professionals as resources.

I also hope he's photographed for the book wearing no clothing.

Anyways, here's a peek at the Be Mean lyrics, if you haven't yet heard it:

If pain's what you like, torture me all night.