The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Old television shows never die, they just get adapted for the big screen. The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) reunites audiences with classic Southern stereotypes such as Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds), Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson), Bo (Seann William Scott) and Luke (Johnny Knoxville) Duke, and, of course, Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson), appearing in little more than ass-hugging cutaways and halter tops when she’s not bouncing nearly out of a too-small red bikini. The plot concerns Hogg’s plans to strip mine Uncle Jesse’s farm for coal, leading to some redneck high jinks. There’s no male nudity in Hazzard County, but on the DVD outtake reel, Johnny puts his pasty jackass in Seann’s face while he’s driving the General Lee. It’s a funny shot that’s sure to get your South rising.