The Man With the Golden Cum
The nude men of James Bond movies
Double 0 no they didn't! All 24 James Bond flicks are full of good guys who make you feel bad and bad guys who make you feel good. Luckily most of them have shown off their naughty parts, and we’ve got the best of the bits on today’s Bond-themed playlist. Get ready for a Quantum of Sauce in your pants!
Blonde Bond-shell Daniel Craig helps start our playlist with a bang by going full frontal in two sexy scenes. Watch the 7th Bond boy Pierce Brosnan flash his nads in Nomads and croutons in Robinson Crusoe. Beloved Bond Sean Connery gives us double the 00s as he shows his buns in two sexy scenes. Spectre’s resident baddie Ralph Fiennes has a history of being naughty by showing off his nice penis and balls. You’ll go Mads for a nude Mikkelsen, who played the evil Le Chiffre in Casino Royale. Iconic GoldenEye baddie Alan Cumming will have you… you get the picture… as he flashes his parts while partaking in a giant orgy! See a whole-a lot of Skyfall’s Ola Rapace as he exposes his penis and butthole while wrestling on a boat. Speaking of Skyfall, you’ll fall for villain Javier Bardem as he shows his swinging penis and balls while getting out of the ocean! Quantum of Solace madman Mathieu Amalric gets completely nude in a long scene. Finally, Moonraker maniac Michael Lonsdale gives us a great look at his man moons!