The Room (2003)

The Room (2003) is the legendary "so-bad-it's-good" movie by Tommy Wiseau in which he plays Johnny who is a successful banker in San Francisco. His life is going well until his fiancee cheats on him with his best friend Mark (Greg Sestero). 

We can understand Tommy's fiancee sleeping with Greg after we see him having sex with her on the stairs. Look at those pecs! Geez, get a ROOM! Oh wait...The mighty Mike Holmes lets a flirty blonde peel off his shirt, showing off a lightly hairy chest! Oooo yum. The real star of the show is, of course, Tommy Wiseau who has two incredible sex scenes in which he shows the best butt in the worst movie. These sex scenes are long and full of Tommy's pulsing buns. We need to get a Room with Tommy ASAP because he looks like he knows how to be a lover.