American Horror Story has been on the air for a decade now and it even has a spinoff. The series has introduced to us so many terrifying stories alongside drop-dead gorgeous men. There is nudity in every single season, so I wanted to choose the sexiest scene from each season.
So, here is every season of American Horror Story's HOTTEST scene and why I decided on that scene. You can't argue with me. I'm the judge!
SEASON ONE
The show premiered in early October 2011 with quite a bang. The pilot to this show is so scary! We have a haunted house, creepy neighbor, ghost teen, and Dylan McDermott manages to show his ass in the pilot. That's why this show was so instantly popular - it jammed all of that into one opening episode and dared us to keep watching.
The best scene involves the iconic Rubber Man. Zachary Quinto dons the black leather gimp suit as he gets sexy with Teddy Sears in a bootylicious scene that is seared into our memories due to Teddy's tush.
SEASON TWO
The second season of AHS might be its scariest. Asylum was gory, gruesome, and weird in all the worst places. Worst is good in horror, by the way. What is scarier than blood-thirsty doctors, creepy 1950s insane asylums, and mommy issues? Nothing! Evan Peters shows his ass in a great shower scene that we have certainly shown off before.
Zachary Quinto plays a totally frightening character. Casey Wyman, on the other hand, is a fresh-faced hottie with a sexy body. He shows the camera his tan-lined tush.
SEASON THREE
Season 3 was one of the show's most popular seasons. It takes place in New Orleans and draws from local New Orleans lore like voodoo religions, Marie LeVeau, the horrendous crimes of Madame LaLaurie, and The Axeman of New Orleans. Plus witches...lots of witches.
Once again, Evan goes butt-naked as a young man who is brought back to life as a zombie. After a Stevie Nicks-esque forest witch brings him back to life, the confused and undead Evan gets up and goes berserk in her wooden cabin. He's nude, he's confused, and he is showing us his ass as he rages around the cabin trying to figure out how to express himself.
SEASON FOUR
Oh, season 4. You were weird, but I enjoyed you. Season 4 was all about the freaks in and out of a circus. This season welcomed Finn Wittrock to the mix as a spoiled-rotten rich kid who is bored with a life where he can get anything that he wants. What is a boy to do? Turn to blood, of course. His character, Dandy Mott, is a total psycho with a hysterical name which actually adds to how disturbing his character arc is.
SEASON FIVE
In one of the show's finest seasons, season 5 brings us Lady Gaga as a vampire queen in a hotel that is loosely based on the Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles (the one that Netflix made a documentary about earlier this year). Matt Bomer AND Cheyenne Jackson star in this season and they really compete for the hottest guy.
Seriously, this season might be the stiffest competition and that's not a surprise considering it is a vampire season. Vampires are always the most sexual beings! We get to see Charles Melton, Wes Bentley, Christopher Foley, and more. All of these guys have great scenes, but I'm partial towards Cheyenne and his amazing ass.
SEASON SIX
Cuba Gooding Jr. shows his cock in this season! First of all, it's a shock that he's even here to begin with. Secondly, did I mention that he shows his cock? It happens in the first episode in this meta season in which a cast is filming a horror movie. We see their behind-the-scenes experiences at a haunted house that they are filming in...and how their behind-the-scenes experiences become much more frightening than any movie they could act in.
SEASON SEVEN
Season seven is loosely inspired by the 2016 election. In this season, Evan Peters plays an angry young man who becomes a cult-like figure to other angry people. This season is filled with HOT men like Colton Haynes who gets to smooch with Evan and have sex with Billy Eichner. There's one more guy you need to see, however. There is a lot going on in this season, including a scene where Evan jacks off furiously in the shower.
But those aren't my choices for sexiest scene in this season.
Enter Ron Melendez and his booty in episode 3. He has sex in a field of daisies, letting that bubble butt bloom.
SEASON EIGHT
This season is straight-up bizarre. The world is ending, so some people have escaped to underground lairs for safety. It turns out that these places are cult-like and feature warlocks, witches, and evil plans galore! When Evan Peters and Chad James Buchanan arrive they are hosed down and scrubbed clean.
SEASON NINE
Episode 7 blessed us with Jake Delaney and his tight red manties that show his bulge. When they slip off, we can see the tan lines around his tush. And that crack? It's giving me a heart attack! He and a woman make love in the woods while a curious kid watches. That kid is probably just admiring Jake's fine abs and ass. I know that I am. It's a quick, passionate scene, but Jake is so sexy that I had to include it:
SEASON TEN
Can you believe we have ten seasons of this show? Based on the eye candy Ryan Murphy has given us for ten years, I can. The hottest scene so far in this season just happened in episode 9 where Mark Mullaney bore booty. This season is still going, so we might be in store for something even sexier soon!
