If you don't think that the name Jacob is hot, then boy are you in the wrong place. This is a Jacob appreciation post pure and simple, and we're celebrating the legacy of hotness spread 'round the globe by the name Jacob with the hottest naked Jacobs ever on screen! I mean, it's not rocket science. We were surprised to see just how many Jacobs out there have shown their asses and penises on screen. And one very special Jacob - Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal - tried to escape being included in this post by changing his name to Jake, but we know the truth. For when it comes to naked Jacobs, there is no escape having your penis or butt in the gallery below. So it is written, so it shall be done. Amen.