Lo and behold, ladies and gentleman, the TV gods have provided us with a true gift this weekend. Not only do we get to see the legitimately perfect ass of Jonathan Tuckerin Kingdom, but we also get to spend a little time gazing upon the buttocks of Blair RedfordinSatisfaction.
Satisfaction is a skintillating show about a married couple that's failing at, well, marriage. Blair plays Simon, a male escort, and the equally beautifulMatt Passmoreis an investment banker that becomes a male escort when he finds said male escort Simon screwing his wife. It's all very strange, we know, but it's also very good.
Then we have Kingdom, a show featuring the convulted world of MMA and Jonathan Tucker's ass. (Tucker plays the older brother of Nick Jonas on this show, so you can only imagine the bulging biceps.)
We've seen Tucker's bare backside before, but we never take a sighting for granted. It might be the best ass we've ever seen. Look at that muscle definition.
Ugh. Excuse us while we take a cold shower or four.
