Wow, TV was trying hard to make us horny this week and it worked. There is a lot to talk about and while we never see anyone's dick and we barely see more than shirtlessness, there was so much cock-teasing that it's very worth looking at. Here's Mr. Man's TV Guide for the week:
Pose's third and final season is being absolutely hot. Billy Porter's character goes back to his hometown and rekindles a romance he had with Norm Lewis's character who is now a pastor. Oooo, it looks like the pastor has a secret. Their smooch is downright sexy, but Mike Peele's shirtless action in the following episode is just as hot. He is snacking in a comfortable bed, but this muscular piece of man meat looks like the most delicious thing on the menu.
Saturday Night Live welcomes Lil Nas X as the musical guest this week. He participated in a sketch about pride where he went shirtless, but everyone is talking about his incredibly gay performance of "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)". The part everyone is talking about isn't the time a man licked his face or when he sat on a throne of leather-clad shirtless men. Nope! It's when Lil Nas X lifted one of his legs to start a hot pole dance and wound up splitting his pants. Whoops! We didn't see his balls, but his expression is priceless.
Godfather of Harlem took us into a boxing ring to watch Deric Augustine fight shirtless in the ring. Watch the sweat made his pecs and biceps shimmer under the lights. He's a total knockout.
This Is Us got shockingly sexy this week. Colt Prattes plays a nude model for a drawing class. He poses with a towel in front of his dick. This is the tease of the century. Check out how perfectly chiseled his body really is.
And, hey, let's watch that pants splitting moment again:
