Little did Chuck Norris know that when he starred in Walker, Texas Ranger all the way back in the '90s, he was laying the groundwork for one of the most unnecessarily homoerotic shows on television. He must be so proud! The Walker, Texas Ranger reboot, Walker, previously delivered a glittery strip club cowboy that you have to see to believe.
But on the latest episode, it's series star Jared Padalecki who taps into his porny side to deliver a smoking hot scene! In fact we can't say with 100% certainty that this isn't gay porn. We don't want to get sued! During the golden hour, Jared, who plays Walker herself, storms over to his big red truck while frantically stripping out of his city boy clothes. A man's gotta breath! From this shot, I can't tell what type of truck Walker drives, but I like to imagine it's a Ford F-1Fuckme.
While bathed in the Instagram-worthy lighting, Jared Padalecki strips his shirt over his ultra-defined hairy pecs and abs. And look at those freaking arms! Walker has an Equinox membership. Before he puts on his cowboy shirt, we get to bask in the fap-worthiness that is that hairy daddy-in-training bod.
Jared Padalecki sadly hasn't gone nude on camera yet, but at least this shirtless scene from Walker gets us where we need to go. If you know what I mean. Cowboy? More like Cowboi oi oinggg!
