Vintage cutie Rick Schroder made our list of the hottest teenage actors in Hollywood to go nude, and you can catch an eyeful of him delivering Brokeback Mountain realness in our teen roundup Mr. Man Minute.
But what you won't find is a GIF of Rick's long floppy teenage cock. And you certainly won't find a slow-motion GIF of his long floppy teenage cock. Or his tight soaking wet ass for that matter. Which is where this blog post comes in. We're doing Gay Gawds work by slowing down one of the hottest nude teen scenes on Mr. Man.
In the acclaimed 1989 miniseries Lonesome Dove Rick fords a river with a herd of longhorns. But the real longhorn can be found between his meaty thighs. Whether the director intended for us to see Rick Schroder frontal is beside the point. Because as Rick bounces up and down on his horse, we can clearly see his glistening pink cock flopping to and fro.
This, Hollywood, is how you make a television series.
