Owen Wilson is currently enjoying newfound popularity and career success due to Marvel, particularly his role in the hit series Loki. Since his name was trending again on Mr. Man, I wanted to dive into Owen's career...and his brother's career. It's finally time to answer the age-old question. Who is hotter: Owen Wilson or Luke Wilson?
Owen Wilson got his start with his brotherS. That's right! Plural! Owen, Luke, and Andrew Wilson broke into Hollywood with Wes Anderson when they made the 13-minute short film called Bottle Rocket. Andrew has been working fairly steadily, but he has never even gone shirtless in a film so he is excluded from this discussion. Anyway, Wes and Owen wrote the film together and they wound up turning it into a full-length feature film after the short premiered at Sundance. The rest is history.
Owen and Wes have collaborated often and Owen has enjoyed roles in nearly all of Wes Anderson's films. Owen has also broken out on his own plenty of times like when he was shirtless in a threesome in Zoolander or shirtless and showering in Drillbit Taylor or shirtless in Bliss or shirtless in - okay, you get it. Owen Wilson loves to go shirtless. Does Owen own a shirt? I don't know and I don't care!
Unfortunately, Owen Wilson has used a body double before. So if you thought you saw his ass in You, Me, and Dupree and Drillbit Taylor, then you were fooled. I was fooled, too. I wanted that ass to be real so badly, but it sadly was not his. Whoever his body double is does have a good ass though.
Luke Wilson has followed in his brother's footsteps...by also not going nude. Come on! What is with the Wilson brothers? Why are they using body doubles and not just showing us their perfectly toned tushes? These two both have great bodies. These two clearly work out and eat well. However, they seem shy about going nude. I definitely don't think that they need to feel shy. We would support both of them in showing some real ass.
Now you may have thought that you saw Luke's ass in My Super Ex-Girlfriend, but that was actually a body double:
Luke has thus never done more than shirtless action either. So since both brothers have only gone shirtless, I am inclined to say that this one is a tie. I am obviously open to disagreements and personal opinions on this one, but it is my personal EXPERT position that (self-proclaimed expert, but it counts) that the Wilson brothers are of equal levels of handsomeness and hotness.
Now as for Andrew? The jury is still out on him because he has yet to even go shirtless. Thus I can 100% say that both Owen and Luke are hotter than their brother Andrew. If Andrew would like to prove me wrong; then, honey, we are waiting to see some skin!
