Fans of the '90s series Walker, Texas Ranger will be thrilled to find out that the CW recently released a reboot, titled Walker. The first episode was released on January 21, 2021, however, today we are concerned with the most recent, third episode. Well, maybe concerned isn't the word. Elated? Stanning hard af?
The original Walker, Texas Ranger starred Chuck Norris as the eponymous Cordell Walker, and ran from 1993 to 2001. The series featured some good ol' fashion cowboy martial arts and was a hit with television viewers, but wasn't necessarily the gayest thing this side of the Mississippi. But this CW reboot... is something different.
Jared Padalecki - most famous for his roles on the WB series Gilmore Girls and the CW series Supernatural - leads as a younger and hipper Cordell Walker. But again, for the sake of this blog post, we're not even here to talk about Jared Padalecki. We're here to talk about Matt Barr. This insanely gorgeous specimen of masculinity previously showed his ass while sexing up Alexandra Daddario in 2017's The Layover, and a full decade before that, he showed his bun in bed in Ten Inch Hero.
But Matt Barr's career - in our eyes at least - didn't peak until he nabbed a guest spot on the third episode of Walker. He plays a stripper at a club, and between his glittery titties, his impossibly tiny manties complete with a mouthwatering bulge, and his sexy cowboy getup, Matt put the "gay gay gay gay gay" in "Walker."
Honestly, we just can't imagine who the target audience is for this Walker, Texas Ranger reboot. Wait. Actually we can. Us!
