The sexy Zach Cregger is the kind of cool frat boy type of guy you'd love to go upstairs with at the local college kegger. But Zach isn't your typical bro, he's a very talented actor, writer and director whose great great granddaddy signed the Declaration of Independence, and whose uncle was the US ambassador to Ukraine. That's a pretty white backstory. Born in Arlington, Virginia, Zach made his onscreen debut in the TV series Homicide: Life on the Street back in 1998, but really blew up when he was killing it on the NYC stages as a member of the comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U Know. You know we like that good white meat around here, so we've been following his career since the group got their own IFC show in 2007. That show lasted until 2011, and made Zach a star, but we first emptied our sack to Zach when he showed some skin in College (2008). That comedy about a wild freshman orintation has an erotically disorienting scene where Zach shows crack, after he ends up tied naked to a statue naked with "F U" written on his cheeks. Hit it with a paddle or ride it like a saddle, we can think of all sorts of uses for that fratass! The student loans would be worth the pleasure moans! Moving forward, Zach landed the lead in Miss March (2009), wrote and directed The Civil War on Drugs (2011), and found himself in all sorts of short lived TV shows like when he played Aaron Greenway in NBC's 20-somethings dating dramedy Friends With Benefits, Nick on NBC's new dads comedy Guys with Kids, and T.J. on NBC's unexpected son show About a Boy. Somebody at NBC liked seeing him as much as we did! But the small screen work that we most appreciated from Mr. Cregger was when he landed the lead in the TBS comedy about a ragtag group of plane crash survivors Wrecked. What wrecked our pants was a scene where Zach goes to take a shower, only to find out all the other survivors used up all the water. Zach's got a long and lean torso we'd cling to when there's turbulence. As for the shower, it's okay Zach, sometimes we like our men dirty when we do dirty things with them! After that one got cancelled, Zach wrote, directed and starred in the Justin Long horror thriller Barbarian (2022). From funny guy to horror master, Zach may well be the next Jordan Peele. Except, every time he takes his clothes off we can't peel ourselves away from the screen! One glance at that body of Zach Cregger's will get you preggers!
