We've done the impossible. We rounded up ten celebrities who can only be described as "beefy." Not "daddy." Not "bear." Not "fat 'n juicy breeder nom nom nom get in my belly." None of that silliness. This elite invite-only club features men who are as sturdy as the foundation of the Burj Khalifa. They wear their beefiness proudly, and can be seen either pouring out of their clothes or wearing no clothes at all in their best scenes on Mr. Man. Beefy boys have nothing to hide. Whether you like 'em young and beefy like Chris Roberti (who shows his beefy cock and low-hanging balls) or mature and beefy (like Jon Hamm and his fat fucking ass) we've got you covered today. Beef, it's what's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!