Alfie Allen doing a penis tuck

I've thought it. You've thought it. We've all thought it. What happened toTheon/Reek's manhood afterthe vicious Ramsay Bolton lobbed it off so cruelly in Game of Thrones?!

Alfie Allenkindly answers just that in aninterview with Buzzfeed Australia where he reveals many a spoiler, such as how Jon Snow is to be reincarnated into a mouse and was born via a primordial soup. Before we tell you what happened to it, let us look at it still attached to his body:

Alfie Allen

And here is Alfie doing the Dick Tuckthis is probably what modern-day Theon/Reek looks like. Sorry, Reek.

Alfie Allen penis tuck

One more time, for good measure:

Alfie Allen penis

Don't be too sad, thoughAlfie says that one day, Reek's Willy will rule all of Westeros on the Iron Throne. Take that, Khaleesi.