The thing that you didn't know that you wanted but how passionately can't live without is finally here. That's right. Barry Keoghan posted pictures of himself on vacation with a penis drip stain on his shorts. Life is complete! Hear us out. We always had a thing for this boyishly handsome actor, but in recent years he transformed from a boy into a big ol' slab of man meat.
Barry Keoghan already had our attention thanks to his awesome nude scenes in 2016's Mammal. He casually slides out of bed nude, and as he walks towards the camera, we can see his thick penis swinging from side to side!
Life is certainly imitating art with these new pics that Barry tweeted from vacation. He fills the holy f*ck out of his tiny pink shorts. His body is looking so damn beefy that it's kind of hard to believe. But you know where our wandering gaze is heading. Barry's thick penis can't be hidden in his shirts, and you can clearly make out his long and girthy shaft. Looks like he dresses to the left, as they say.
But that's not all. Not by a long shot. Upon further inspection of these historic documents, we realized that Barry Keoghan is sporting a stain from something that came out of the tip of his penis. Now, how often do you get to see a celebrity's penis drip stain? Like, never. It's one of those things that Hollywood hasn't come around to yet.
What could possibly be cumming out of the tip of Barry's penis? We have no idea. If he caught a glimpse of himself in this getup, we think it could definitely be precum. Or are we just projecting? Take a look at these amazing new shirtless pics of Barry Keoghan, and check out his iconic frontal nude scene from Mammal below!
Barry Keoghan's Visible Penis Line (And Drip)
BOND who!? pic.twitter.com/AcGbbQ1KqL
— Barry Keoghan (@BarryKeoghan) February 16, 2022
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Barry Keoghan's Penis In Mammal
