The news broke yesterday that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are divorcing. I know, I know. I'm sad, too. I thought they were finally with their soulmates after 20 years apart. I thought J. Lo had her heart fixed by Ben Affleck just like she said in her movie.
I thought that daddy Ben was off the market. But I was wrong! Let's commiserate with Ben and celebrate his singleness by checking out his nudity and talking about other divorced daddies in the buff. You're not in this alone, Ben - far from it.
Lukas Gage
Sadly, hot gay actor Lukas Gage has already married and divorced in the blink of an eye. He was married to Chris Appleton after barely being together. The two have not spoken well about the marriage or one another since, so it was a sour divorce. Appleton accused Gage of infidelity and controlling behavior while Gage washed away the very idea of getting married as "a manic episode". I guess that explains using Kim Kardashian as the officiant for your Vegas wedding.
Was his gay sex scene in The White Lotus a manic episode, too? I hope not because I want him to do this again and again and again. I can't Gage who's at fault in this divorce, but I can say that Lukas is the hotter one because he's gone nude.
Murray Bartlett, Lukas Gage in The White Lotus
Ep. 01x04 | 00:57:20 Murray Bartlett has his face all up in Lukas Gage's ass! (11 secs)
Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson recently went through a tough and surprising divorce from his statuesque ex-wife Jodie Turner-Smith. Her reason for filing for divorce? She said that she realized she was amazing and no longer wanted to center her life around a man. Aw, but it's Joshua Jackson! He's so sexy! Don't feel too bad for the heartthrob who showed his booty in Fatal Attraction, making us all fatally attracted to him. He has moved on to Lupita Nyong'o.
Kevin Costner
Costner was once everyone's dreamboat, but the hunk is back on the market after a heartbreaking divorce. Headlines swirled just yesterday about friends being concerned about Costner after his latest film struggled at the box office and his heart still hurts from his breakup with his wife Christine Baumgartner. Oh, Kevin. Don't feel so glum. You're one of the sexiest men to ever live!
Joe Jonas
Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner felt like a match made in heaven, but that turned out not to be the case. Jonas filed for divorce, allegedly tired of Sophie's partying. That was a shock - mostly to Sophie - who had done several interviews expressing how introverted she was. Sophie has recently said that she hated how she was treated as a Jonas wife, namely that she felt her identity slipping away as one of "The Wives". She was surprised but is doing better now.
But how is Joe doing? I hope that he wants to go on the rebound. The best way to go on the rebound is by doing nude scenes. Joe Jonas, what do you say? Join your brother Nick and go nude.
