Joe Jonas Sexy

The endlessly sexy Joe Jonas is basically the pop singer of our dreams, and he has had several career iterations. First, when he was 12 and acting on Broadway in La Bohéme. Then there was the formation of the Jonas Brothers with his bros Nick and Kevin, who became an instant Disney Channel sensation partially thanks to performances with Miley Cyrus and then later Demi Lovato. (At this point in time, all three were wearing purity rings to signify they wouldn't be having premarital sex. That has since gone out the window.) After reaching unprecedented fame, the bros broke up. Sigh. This ended up being good news for the rest of us, though, because Nick and Joe went on to forge their own non-Disney careers - ones that allowed for sex and sexy scenes on TV and in music videos. Joe dated Taylor Swift and inspired the song Better Than Revenge, which is the cultural signal for making it big as a male entertainer. His sexiest content yet is surely in his new band DNCE's music video Body Moves, where he gets as close as legally possible to having sex with his costar, complete with scenes of him taking off his shirt and belt, a hookup scene in an elevator that has Charlotte McKinney on her knees in front of him, and a sex tape. It's a beautiful world we live in! With any luck, Joe Jonas will show us more jerk off fuel as his career progresses. We have faith in you, Joe!