Happy National Horny Day! While April 16th is technically the official day of horniness in America (How and why? It doesn't matter, just use this excuse to be horny!), every day is National Horny Day at Mr. Man. However, I'd still like to honor the holiday by giving loyal readers a horny treat to help with today's festivities. Reader, let me present to you Jonah Falcon's HUGE cock.
I'm not exaggerating. Jonah's penis is "longer than a wine bottle" and just as thick. He whips it out in 2014's Big Like Me to prove that his member measures 9.5 inches soft and an impossibly long 13.5 inches hard. He literally holds the record for the world's largest penis, making this actor the envy or men worldwide.
Jonah has even agreed to donate his fantastic phallus to the Icelandic Phallological Museum after he passes away so that his penis can be studied and memorialized for the rest of time. Commit his cock to your memory and your spank bank with this National Horny Day treat:
