Important things about Jonah Falcon: He was born in 1990. He's an actor. He’s 5’9”. And, oh yeah, his cock is longer than a wine bottle. And it’s just as thick when it's hard. Don't believe us? Check him out on Private Dicks: Men Exposed (1999), and World's Biggest Penis (2006), both TV movie documentaries; and The Dickumentary (2014) and Big Like Me (2014), documentary films, the latter of which has Jonah whipping it out to have it measured in front of a riveted audience. It's 9.5 inches soft and 13.5 inches hard, and has been written about in articles like “Cockzilla” in Loaded, “Mr. Big” in Rolling Stone, “35 Zentimeter” in Max, “13.5 Inches” in Out, and “Phallus in Wonderland” in Village Voice (kudos to writers with a knack for language). On the acting side of things, Jonah has made a career of playing diners, bar patrons, waiters, and other generic roles in a variety of TV series and movies. He’s appeared in Melrose Place in 1998, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit in 1999, Ed in 2001, The Sopranos in 2006, The Blacklist in 2016, The Punisher in 2017, and Power Book III: Raising Kanan in 2021. He’s also managed to grab screen time in some pretty big flicks with big stars, like A Beautiful Mind (2001), Death to Smoochy (2002), City by the Sea (2002), The Good Shepherd (2006), The Greatest Showman (2017), and Vice (2018). If you are searching for Jonah Falcon Vice penis, you can see it all right here! Perhaps best of all, Jonah Falcon agreed to donate his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum when he dies so it can be immortalized in all its phallic glory for the rest of time.
